In 2018, a group of people with good luck emerged in China, which everyone called “Jin Li”(Best Koi) They are either inadvertently or suddenly selected, famous, or become very rich.
1.Yang Chaoyue
In the women’s group development program “Creation 101”, the impression that the player Yang Chaoyue left to the public is to sing forever in the scene of a car accident, and then to sneeze a tear to emphasize his “very hard” “village flower”, the finals It is already controversial because it is in the third debut.
Unexpectedly, Meng Meijun and Wu Xuanyi, who ranked one or two, announced on August 9 that they would withdraw from the “Rocket Girl 101”, so that Yang Chao would be promoted to C position smoothly.
But this is not the end of the “Yang’s myth”, because Yang Chaoyue can achieve all kinds of wishes without any effort: like Lu Han, like “Happy Camp”, “Rocket Girl 101” is given to her in the timetable. Arranged the running male carnival and “Happy Camp”; I wanted a 20,000 yuan diamond ring, she took 20,000 yuan in the Zhang Jie concert celebration feast…
Under the blessing of this “lying win” physique, the well-deserved “Jin Li” Yangyue Beyond was made into a large number of expression packs – “Forwarding this Yang Chaoyue, the final exam will not take the third, the first First, the second is also immediately transferred to school. The most hilarious thing is that there are netizens feedback, whether taking the offer or grabbing the iPhone, forwarding Yang Chaoyue is almost immediate, the medicine is sick.
2.Jacky Cheung
For the criminals, the “Greek” Jacky Cheung’s classic “She Comes to Listen to My Concert” has almost become a curse. According to media reports, as of the end of October, the police had arrested 55 fugitives or criminal suspects at the concert of Jacky Cheung, and only 9 people were arrested at Hefei Station on October 21.
At the same time as “the fugitives”, Jacky Cheung is still very “new”. Yang Caini, Yuan Yuyi, Li Ruoxuan, and Lin Jiaxin, who had appeared in their MVs, were among the “Goddess”. Tang Baoru’s famous work “Acacia in the Rain” and Gao Huijun’s famous work “You are the most precious” are also completed in cooperation with Jacky Cheung.
Jacky Cheung’s “Jin Physique” is still traceable. Some people have said that the fugitives are mostly in their 30s and 40s. They spent adolescence in the 1990s, just coincident with Zhang Xueyou’s red and purple time. New people turn around gorgeously, and perhaps they can’t do without Zhang Xueyou’s guidance and support. After all, the radiation effect of the “God of God” is too strong.
3.Wei Yingluo
The “big girl” has become the standard of domestic costume dramas, but not every “big girl” can win the “Society of my Wei sister, the people who are in the wild” like the protagonist Wei Yingluo of “Yanqi Raiders” Evaluation.
This ordinary embroidered woman who went to the palace in pursuit of the truth of her sister’s murder, dared to slap the imperial court wife, dare to slap the Emperor Qianlong without respect, and dare to use her strategy to make her offending her famous woman to be convicted. There is a world.
More importantly, Wei Yingluo also has the power of “people blocking murder, Buddha blocking the Buddha”, and completed the “rocket-like rise” from Wei Guiren to Ling Fei in the March 4th episode. In front of her, the fate of the blackened Erqing, pure and sturdy, “arranged to be clear and clear”, even killing her sister Qiu Yutai, also under her curse was killed by the thunder on the spot.
Compared with the predecessors, Wu Mei Niang, Wei Wei has not been the “traditional protagonist aura” of wisdom and beauty, but “external” is undoubted. People believe that if Wei Weidang is promoted, the hateful people will disappear, just as Wei’s deity said: “Whoever wants to swear again, I have a way to deal with her.”
4.Zhou Libo
For many Mary Su girls, being promised by an overbearing president, “I raise you” is naturally the upper limit of romantic life imagination, but similar to the bridge section has been realized many times in Zhou Libo.
On January 18, 2017, Zhou Libo was arrested in the United States for being found carrying guns and drugs. Later, the incident was successfully concluded with “withdrawal”. Zhou Libo wrote on Weibo that this was a carefully planned bureau, and the guns were put into their own bags by “something”.
This person is a “middle-aged male rich” “some” and then said in an interview that Zhou Libo “is the simplest and most kind boy I have ever seen in my life”, not only promised to support him for a lifetime, even if things come again Once, he will also plead guilty for him.
If I know the wife of Zhou Libo and the wealthy woman Hu Jie, who was accused of being the initiator of the incident, she will find that her experience of getting married with Zhou Libo is also a proper “the overbearing president falls in love with me.”
Such a reversal of reversal can be said to completely rewrite the routine of Mary Su / Jack Su story – I am over half a year, looks a bit “middle-age greasy male”, but I know that there is a gold more “some” Prepare to raise my life for a lifetime – well, it seems to be very beautiful.
5.Deng Wendi
Like Wendy, who was “inadvertently” spilling red wine, is a big picture of many girls who have been more or less stunned.
However, to explore Deng Wendi’s “koi physique” in a scientific way is almost as unreliable as the legend itself:
Born and looked ordinary; experienced two failed marriages, still married to the media tycoon Murdoch; and Ivanka became a friend for more than ten years, witnessed the latter’s father from the big real estate agent turned into the US president; After Murdoch’s divorce, the list of rumored boyfriends included Google’s former president, Smid, former British Prime Minister Blair, and Jordan’s Queen Rania, Oscar-winning Nicole Kidman, and Chelsea’s boss Abramovich. The powerful “闺蜜团” composed of ex-wife Dasha Zhu Kewa and other escorts, with the word “take all” is not an exaggeration.
This koi’s life trajectory can be enjoyed as a cool text, but it is not credible to be true. What you and I can do is to have a slap in the slumber, to have a mouthful of addiction, and then to continue to live in a difficult life. Daguai upgrade.
6.Wang Sicong
Koi and anti-koi are sometimes in a subtle unity of opposites. Just like Wang Sicong, who surrendered “Jin Bian Ben” and Yang Chao, he did not pay attention to become an “e-sports koi.”
On August 16, Wang Sicong announced that he was registered as an LPL (League League Professional League) player and debuted as the iG new AD player on the 19th. Despite the obvious gap between the performance and the professional players, Wang Sicong also won the first victory in his career after finishing the game with his teammates in the late game, and then announced his retirement.
This wave of operation made him the only professional player in history with a 100% chance of winning – the peak of the debut, the peak is retired, “the group does not shoot, flash no bullets, the ADC output is up to 3 times, can also lie flat.”
Netizens who have understood what they have, have rushed out of the 2.0 version of the koi map of Yang Chao and Wang Sicong, and the related winning metaphysics has also been upgraded accordingly: lying win = 50% luck + 50% of the teammates assists. Of course, for those plastic teammates, the timing is properly gone, which is the most successful assist.
7.Xi Mengyao
The great magic of Koi may be reflected in the fact that even if the flag that has been set up becomes a slogan, it can make the irreversible desperate story turn over. That’s right, it’s about Xi Mengyao.
Xi Mengyao has publicly stated that if he wrestles while walking the T-stage, he will withdraw from the model world. As a result, because of the lack of control over his own rhythm, this “most undesired situation” became a reality on the Shanghai Wei Mi show on November 20, 2017.
Retirement, or at least never being hired by Wei Mi, seems to be a matter of course. Just as the netizens compared themselves to their own realities and prepared to regretfully witness a “cool”, they waited on September 14th for “Xi Mengyao was invited to participate in the 2018 Wei Mi Da Xiu” “Guanxuan”.
For the office workers, Qimeng Yao’s “Jinhuan, which is both a dream and a safe one” is super easy to use. After all, the workplace is like a battlefield, and it’s everywhere. It’s unrealistic to practice King Kong’s body. It’s time to return to life. The rookies are just in need. In this case, is there any more inspiring than the increase in salary after the major mistakes?
8.”Xin Xiaodai”
On the last day of the “11” holiday, the 26-year-old Tianjin girl “Xin Xiaodai” left a question in her Weibo: “I don’t have to work in the second half?”
On a congratulatory banner that takes 3 minutes to finish reading, “Xin Xiaodai” is full of food and fun for the next year: go to Hokkaido to see the snow, go to Africa to see the animal migration… she You can play in 40 countries and don’t have to pay.
Originally, Alipay launched a campaign to forward “Chinese Koi” on September 29, and forwarded the designated Weibo, which will draw a “Chinese Koi” and enjoy the “free gift package” provided by more than 200 Alipay global partners. “. The lucky one who stood out from the nearly 3 million forwarders, “Small Mind”, was praised by netizens as “an epic koi that needs to be selected by the Thunder 7.5 times.”
However, perhaps it is not yet adapted to their new identity, perhaps a believer in the “law of conservation of luck”, the first reaction of “lettering a small stay” is “will not affect my test movement”, but also quite straight and lovely.
9.Cauldron, flower cat, harpoon
The so-called “people are afraid of famous fish afraid of red”, busy koi not only shines in various fields such as feelings, workplace, social, and further studies, but also has to avoid chasing and blocking, and endure maliciousness, such as “forwarding this pot, you can cook in one pot.” “All the koi in your circle of friends” “Forward this harpoon, plug in the koi that your friend forwarded” “Forward this cat, take the koi of others.”
Some of the reasons put forward by members of the “Anti-Koi Alliance” are very positive energy – “whatever is not to be obtained”; others are based on the logic of reality – “At least go to the Lama Temple in person, spend 50 dollars on a few incense, you Just a bit of forwarding, what will Koi help you?” “We carefully prepared the contents of hundreds of thousands of forwards, with a fish can be hundreds of thousands of forwards, gas oh”…
Think about it, these answers are all wrong. For example, when two competitors make a wish to smash each other at the same time, which one should the omnipotent koi help? This is the biggest paradox.
10.Jean Baudrillard
The French philosopher Jean Baudrillard mentioned in the book “Consumer Society” that consumers do not need the specific value of the goods, but the demand for the goods. At the same time, their own desires and so-called “people-made” are also built by consumption.
This means that whether Yang Chao or Wang Sicong exists as an image in your life, and we will not have a substantive intersection with them, just as those colorful and fascinating plump koi can not really Bring wealth.
However, when the mediocrity, which is difficult to change the status quo, moderately relieves anxiety and helplessness while pressing the forwarding button, when the expression of the screen is set to some kind of carnival pleasure, when commercial marketing brings similar “in case of winning”. The illusion of hope, Koi has completed its mission and is given meaning.
Therefore, in the tide of “turning koi” and “anti-koi”, Baudrillard debuted as the ultimate koi of the style of painting. The ultimate koi tells you: “Forward this Baudrillard, let you realize that all koi are consumer symbols.”